BLOCK HIM Book with me.

Everything I did to rebuild my own life, compiled into one experience — eight weeks, one map, and a photoshoot at the finish line. You pick how much support you want.

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How this started

It started with a hat.

The Block Him, Book With Me hat — Exhibit A. The hat that started it.

I saw a hat that said Block Him, Book With Me and something clicked — not the joke, the thing underneath it. I had just spent months clawing my way out of a breakup I was fairly certain would end me, and I’d written down every single thing that actually helped. I had a formula and nowhere to put it.

So I put it here. Every perspective, thought process, and slightly unhinged assignment I used to rebuild my life. Including the one I did quietly, on my own: I photographed myself over and over as I changed, until I recognized the woman in the pictures.

I’m not going to pretend I’m fixed. Life is still hard. These are the things I come back to, and they work.

We’ve all had a breakup we thought we’d never get out of. Maybe you’re still in it. That’s exactly who I built this for.

What this actually is

Not a course. A map out.

Eight weeks, your pace

Built to be experienced over eight weeks. Take longer if you need to. There is no falling behind in this, because there’s nobody to fall behind.

Built like a map, not a syllabus

It starts with one honest mark: YOU ARE HERE. From there, every stop is an experience, a habit, or a challenge that builds on the one before it — so the change happens from the inside out instead of on a checklist. And where you land matters less than what you work out on the way: that you can navigate whatever comes next.

You leave the house

Learn it, sit with it, then go do the thing. Solo adventures, the main character walk, finally wearing the outfit you’ve been saving. Not forty hours of video.

The shoot is the graduation

Not an add-on. It’s the last stop on the map, where you look at the pictures and see the distance between where you started and where you’re standing.

Five Ways To Do This

The shoot, the experience, or both. Tap any one to open it.

Not sure which one you need? Text me and I’ll tell you honestly — sometimes the answer is just the shoot, and sometimes it’s just the eight weeks. Already booked a shoot? Add the eight-week experience to it for $149. All sales are final — the experience is delivered instantly, so there are no refunds. Get the experience now →

Beef up your package with a male model as a “prop” — $250. What your ex deduces from it is none of our business. But jealousy is likely. Do it for the plot.

Don’t worry about price. Why? 1) You deserve this. 2) I offer Afterpay. 3) These pics just might find you a sugar daddy, so it’s more of an investment than anything.

How It Works

Step by step, to feel better and better.

I know you’re ready, babe. Let’s do this.

Before you ask

What this isn’t.

Therapy

I’m a photographer, not a therapist. Anything in here that touches the heavy stuff gets reviewed by a licensed professional, and there’s a directory for when you need more than me.

A revenge plot

The name is a joke. The actual goal is that his opinion stops being the point — not that he regrets losing you.

Only for women

A genderless thing with a gendered name. Any gender, any orientation, any kind of attachment you’re untangling yourself from — the work is the same.

Man-hating

You can love someone without abandoning yourself. That’s the entire thesis.

A weight loss plan

Nowhere in here does anyone suggest you take up less space.

Relentless positivity

You’re allowed to sit in the sadness. There is an actual assignment for it.

Only for heartbreak

Divorce, a situationship that ate two years, a confidence slump, a chapter that’s gone stale, or just being ready to begin again. You don’t need an ex to get over to be here.

Your next chapter starts here.

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